Yehey!!!

YEHEY!!! …OPPS!!!...OH NO!!!...WHEW!!!...SIGH!

YEHEY:  COMING HOME FROM SCHOOL I ENTERED OUR SUBDIVISIION ROAD WITH WINGS ON MY FEET.  I WAS FEELING PLAYFUL AND DARING SO IN ONE SWIFT MOVE I WAS ON THE LEDGE OF THE PLANT MOUND WHICH WAS A METER TALL AND STARTED TO DO A TIGHTROPE WALK ON IT ENVISIONIING MYSELF TO BE IN A CIRCUS ACT LIKE THOSE FRENCH CIRCUS GUYS.  I FELT INVISIBLE…FOR A FEW SECONDS AT LEAST, WHEN…

OPPS:  OUT OF NOWHERE MY ONCE AGILE FEET SUDDENLY FORGOT ITS ACROBATIC ABILITY AND LOST ITS FOOTING AT WHICH I FOUND MYSELF FLOATING IN THE AIR FOR A FRACTION OF A SECOND AND NEXT THING I KNEW I WAS MAKING MY ELBOW A PILLOW FOR MY HEAD TO SOFTEN MY FALL ON THE HARD CEMENT.

OH NO: OUCH WOULD BE AN UNDERSTATEMENT TO DESCRIBE THE WORD COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH.  IT WAS MORE LIKE A SHOUT!!  BUT THEN MY SHOUTING WAS CUT SHORT WHEN I REALIZED THAT I COULDN’T MOVE MY ARM!  OH NO!  I HAVE A BROKEN ARM! I AM WOUNDED FOR LIFE! THERE WILL BE NO FUTURE FOR ME!...WAIT STOP THE “END OF THE WORLD” DRAMA…BUT SERIOUSLY I WAS  REALLY SCARED I MEAN LIPS PALE AS SNOW TYPE OF SCARED…OR TWILIGHT PALE LOOK SCARED.

WHEW:  SO WITH LIGHTNING SPEED MY PARENTS BROUGHT ME TO THE TRAUMA ROOM OF ILOILO DOCTOR’S HOSPITAL WHERE THE DOCTOR ASKED ME A LOT OF QUESTIONS AND THEN HAD ME X-RAYED FOR BROKEN BONES.  RELIEF!! NO BROKEN BONES.  SO AFTER A FEW MUSCLE STRAINS AND SOME REALLY SERIOUS LOOKING BRUISES WE WENT HOME.

SIGH:  MOM SAYS THE MEDICINE THE DOCTOR GAVE WOULD PUT ME IN A DREAM STATE FOR THE REST OF THE NIGHT AND ALSO UNTIL THE NEXT DAY SO SHE  SAID NO  SCHOOL FOR ME TOMORROW.  WHAT A BUMMER!! ALL DAY BY MYSELF, NO FRIENDS , NO GOOFING AROUND, NO LESSONS…WAIT THIS IS GETTING BETTER…INTERNET ALL DAY!!...I THINK I JUST MIGHT LIKE BEING HOME ALONE TOMORROW!!  SO SIGH!?!